• Brandon Getz
    • Pittsburgh, PA, US
    • Joined in October 2012
  • Brandon Getz has an MFA in fiction writing from Eastern Washington University in Spokane, WA. His work has appeared in Versal, Burrow Press Review, The Delmarva Review, ... Show More
  • 5/31/2017 9:45:34 PM
    i am miss yashita ghazi i have a proposal for you via at (yashitaghazi11@gmail.com)
    • Brandon Getz Thanks, Yashita! Feel free to just beam that proposal into space. I'll find it.
      6/13/2017 8:29:48 PM
  • Andre Clemons commented on Chapter 60 :
    6/7/2017 1:38:01 AM
    Well, guess I was right. This is the end...at least for now. What an amazing end to what's been a graphically beautiful and brutal and funny epic adventure! Looking forward to the sequel!! :)
    (1 chapter reviews) | 1635 +Votes
    Exiled from his home planet after exposure to a lycanthropic virus, orbit-salvager Lars Breaxface roams the cosmos as ... More Info
    • Brandon Getz Thanks so much, Andre! You've been one of the most loyal Breaxface readers, and I always look forward to your comments. Really appreciate your taking the time to read this beast. I'll keep you posted on the future goings-on of Lars & crew.
      6/7/2017 2:08:07 AM
  • Andre Clemons commented on Chapter 59 :
    6/7/2017 1:36:26 AM
    It takes a certain amount of swag to take a butt naked stroll ...
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    Exiled from his home planet after exposure to a lycanthropic virus, orbit-salvager Lars Breaxface roams the cosmos as ... More Info
  • Andre Clemons commented on Chapter 58 :
    6/7/2017 1:35:29 AM
    Oh no...why does it feel like we're hurtling towards the end of the narrative?
    (1 chapter reviews) | 1635 +Votes
    Exiled from his home planet after exposure to a lycanthropic virus, orbit-salvager Lars Breaxface roams the cosmos as ... More Info
    • Brandon Getz it's true, it's true. the end is nigh. but never fear: revised version will be available later this year with a bunch of new artwork! plus, who knows, there is that Starkiller Unicorn to contend with...
      6/7/2017 2:06:29 AM
  • Andre Clemons commented on Chapter 57 :
    6/7/2017 1:28:55 AM
    Flying f**ktoys...I think you've created a whole new subgenre of adult merchandising.
    (1 chapter reviews) | 1635 +Votes
    Exiled from his home planet after exposure to a lycanthropic virus, orbit-salvager Lars Breaxface roams the cosmos as ... More Info
    • Brandon Getz Use at your own risk. Manufacturer not responsible for accidentally flying into walls or out a window when merchandise is in use.
      6/7/2017 2:05:07 AM
  • Andre Clemons commented on Chapter 56 :
    6/7/2017 1:27:33 AM
    "He punched the monster in the chin."-- that's an inspirational metaphorical statement for life if I ever heard one.
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    Exiled from his home planet after exposure to a lycanthropic virus, orbit-salvager Lars Breaxface roams the cosmos as ... More Info
  • Andre Clemons commented on Chapter 55 :
    6/7/2017 1:20:32 AM
    "Just before sh** went crazy." Wait, you mean things aren't crazy already? How many levels of craziness must we endure?
    (1 chapter reviews) | 1635 +Votes
    Exiled from his home planet after exposure to a lycanthropic virus, orbit-salvager Lars Breaxface roams the cosmos as ... More Info
    • Brandon Getz Turning it up to 11, my friend. Exponentially crazy.
      6/7/2017 2:02:12 AM
  • Andre Clemons commented on Chapter 54 :
    6/7/2017 1:19:02 AM
    I know I've probably said it before but I'll always admire how cinematic your writing is. I can tell how visually-minded you must be when you write and, as always, the ... Show More
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    Exiled from his home planet after exposure to a lycanthropic virus, orbit-salvager Lars Breaxface roams the cosmos as ... More Info
    • Brandon Getz Thanks, Andre! That's high praise. I definitely have a pulpy action film version of this story playing in my head when I'm writing it. John Carpenter circa 1986 could direct.
      6/7/2017 2:00:40 AM
  • Andre Clemons commented on Chapter 51 :
    5/8/2017 4:14:11 AM
    The Hand Wolf is vicious a.f.! Things got bloody intense real quick, a purely horrific chapter...
    (1 chapter reviews) | 1635 +Votes
    Exiled from his home planet after exposure to a lycanthropic virus, orbit-salvager Lars Breaxface roams the cosmos as ... More Info
    • Brandon Getz [*****] yeah -- big boss battle ramping up...
      5/9/2017 6:49:11 PM
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